“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
Arrested Development commercial just came on; had to explain to Mom that it’s kinda a huge deal.
May 26th!
So I kind of left audacity running while I took a shower.
does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants
I was flipping through the channels today and saw this new thing on CartoonNetwork, “Scaredy Squirrel.” Has anyone else noticed how similar it is the Spongebob Squarepants?
The annoyingly happy main character,whose name begins with an “S” (Scaredy Squirrel/Spongebob Squarepants), works in the food service industry (Stash N’ Hoard/Krusty Krab).
He has at least one disgruntled co-worker who doesn’t wear pants (Nester/Squidward).
And his best friend is an obese idiot (Dave/Patrick).
The proprietor of his workplace is an easily angered, money-grubbing tyrant (Momma/Mr. Krabs).
And he often converses with a plant/animal that is unable to speak (Richard/Gary).
Excuse me but I think you are high and don’t understand the sheer brilliance of this show. Sponge bob is nothing like this one. let me disprove all of your points and stuff
- Scaredy is nothing like sponge bob and the names are just pure coincidence and also scardey doesn’t cook and sponge bob does and wow that’s like saying you have bad luck dating people with a certain letter of the alphabet
- Nestor is his BOSSSSSS THanK YOU and like squidward isn’t even funny like nestor is gosh
- Patrick is an idiot, Dave is anything but. he’s like a “brilliant moron” and patrick just drools ugh that’s disgusting
- Momma is just like my momma have the same name how dare you talk about her that way
- WOWOW you are comparing Richard to a snail? Seriously, go home you don’t understand comedy what so ever
- GO AWAY

Time to play did that thing actually make me cry or was it pms
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
(Source: ytoob)
I am… The Library Technician!
I am on my 8th Regeneration.
My most notable item is… an M&M t-shirt.
My Companion is my Super-Awesome Best Friend!
My catchphrase is “Malleable.”
The Recruiter
5th Regeneration
My notable clothing is a green cardigan.
My companion is The Gent
My catchphrase is either “Sugar peas!” or “shitsnacks”…this pleases me.
I’m the Lawyer. (too close to the Doctor. wtf?)
I’m in my 0 regeneration. I’M ALL ORIGINAL, BABY! AIN’T NEVER DIED! STRAIGHT OFF OF GALLIFREY! HEYOOO!
My notable item is a navy hoodie.
My companion is @thoughtlessfish.
I don’t know my favorite word, guys. I really don’t.
Hello, I am The Engineer. I’m on my fourth regeneration. You know, the one who wears the Superman knee socks (with capes!). I am traveling through time and space with my husband, who thinks I call things “interesting” far too often.
I am The Teacher. I am on my third generation (still not ginger!) I am known for my red cloche hat. I travel with my Time Lady sister, The Filmmaker. I travel through time and time and space, not necessarily in that order, and “Literally” use that word correctly every time.
I’m The Student. I’m on my 9th regeneration. I’m known for my socks (not far from the truth at all). My companion is a friend from my engineering class and I don’t have a favorite word, but a favorite phrase: “shit, piss, fuck!”
(Source: ladyinkweaver)
Awesome icons of the Female Saints of Television, by Spencer Salberg. Prints are available here.
“Our Lady of Having it All”
Love. Love. Love.
Everything about this is spectacular. Prayer cards, anyone?
i’d love to see more women villains that are completely unsympathetic. no stupid “woe is me” backstory that hardly justifies their actions. no victim complex. no hesitation. just a love for carnage and head games and an insatiable lust for pain. mentally unhinged or fully in control. there aren’t enough female characters out there that are truly monsters. as much as it’s fun to see male characters do that, i want some iconic serial killer ladies in my life.
Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
(Source: joan-watson)
Hedgehogs are known for their graceful beauty